There was another debate tonight, and it was full of zingers. I mean what would you expect, right? Foreign policy is the kind of thing that anybody in their right mind should be interested in. Trade sanctions, military might and all kinds of China-bashing was on display for both candidates. Mitt Romney continued to give out as little information as possible on what his "five point plan," six point plan or twenty five point plan. However, that didn't prevent B-Rock from throwing out what I believe is one of the most memorable political slaps in the face of a presidential election in recent memory.
Yeah, he said what everyone (in their right mind) has thought once or twice. He went out and actually said things that needed to be said. Obama, for all of his faults, seems to actually care about people; he cares about ALL people. He even showed respect when talking about people from the middle east... these are people who Mitt Romney showed an air of arrogance and a lack of respect towards throughout the debate. Regardless of who you were backing in the debate, you gotta agree on one thing... Mitt Romney has some wolfman like hands. I mean... did you see those things? Yowza
I think there should be a fourth and final debate, to be honest. I think all allusions of manners should be thrown out, and the two candidates should be given leather gloves and an allowance of three glove slaps to their opponent's face. With these treats at their disposal they are then pitted against each other in a full out insult competition. This battle of wits would be amazing. I can picture Robo-Romney throwing out crusty old "yo mamma jokes." That would be a pinnacle of American politics.
I give Barack Obama 4 Buscemis out of 4 for supplying a gold star ZINGER.
Mitt gets a gentleman's 1.5 Buscemis out of 4 for using the phrase "friends" a billion times.
Now, just in case my disgust for Mitt Romney left a bad taste in your mouth, here is a delicious song that will cleanse your pallette.
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